new youtube channel
I got a new one because I was tired being a cheese pirate. Here's a vid of me playing one of the dungeons in Dungeon Fighter Online.
Quick TV premier reviews
Modern Family: I kinda like this show. It's a lot like Arrested Development and that's not a bad thing. Plus, Ed O'Neill is awesome.
The Forgotten: You know what happened to Christian Slater after My Own Worst Enemy? This show happened. It is a pretty typical procedural except the people solving the crimes are volunteers.
Cougar Town: A comedy starring Courtney Cox about a divorced mom that fucks little boys. Fine, maybe not that extreme. It's ok but not great.
Community: This show has Joel McHale from The Soup and Chevy Chase. Not funny.
Eastwick: Three hot babes and they are witches? Talk about Charmed 2.0. Actually, it's based on the novel The Witches of Eastwick but with a modern setting. The self-help guy from Hung is in this too.
The Forgotten: You know what happened to Christian Slater after My Own Worst Enemy? This show happened. It is a pretty typical procedural except the people solving the crimes are volunteers.
Cougar Town: A comedy starring Courtney Cox about a divorced mom that fucks little boys. Fine, maybe not that extreme. It's ok but not great.
Community: This show has Joel McHale from The Soup and Chevy Chase. Not funny.
Eastwick: Three hot babes and they are witches? Talk about Charmed 2.0. Actually, it's based on the novel The Witches of Eastwick but with a modern setting. The self-help guy from Hung is in this too.
You Know What's Bullshit Episode 11
Haven't checked Angry Video Game Nerd in a while but now he does these bullshit rants which are pretty good.
MJ Morning Show: Billy Mays Orders Food From A McDonald's Drive Thru
Billy Mays is dead.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
Duke Nukem Forever is dead!
A very reliable source close to Duke Nukem Forever developer 3D Realms today confirmed to Shacknews that the company has been shut down.
The closure came about as a result of funding issues, our source explained, with the shut down said to affect both 3D Realms and the recently resurrected Apogee name. Employees of both entities have already been let go.
Phone calls and e-mails to various 3D Realms veterans have thus far gone unanswered, with publishing partner Take-Two likewise unavailable for comment.
3D Realms was founded in 1987 by Scott Miller and George Broussard, and was best known for its Duke Nukem series of shooters starring the titular, bubblegum-lacking hero. The studio had infamously been working on Duke Nukem Forever, the next flagship franchise entry, for the past 13 years.
A final push to release Duke Nukem Forever began in 2007, marked by a short teaser starring the in-game hero that was released late that year.
As recent as January 2009, company steward George Broussard wrote on his Twitter feed that he was visiting Take-Two to show off the title.
http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=58519
Chinese Food
I got this beef with chinese food on tv/movies. I know what your thinking. Oh here we go again with Ricky and his chinese food. Well too fucking bad, so here we go. I hate scenes where the characters are eating chinese food! You might be thinking "uh what's wrong with that?". I'll tell what's wrong and you're not going to like it because I don't. IT IS OBVIOUS THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT FUCKING CHINESE TAKEOUT BOX! ARGH! And the way that the characters move the chopsticks around in the box like it was soup or something. What the hell are they doing? Playing hockey in there? People in real life don't fucking do this. They don't actually pick up any food that is in there either (keep stirring that nonexistent food some more faggot). In closing fuck your mother.
The Beginner's Incomplete Guide to KOF (Part 1)
Here is something random for those that are complaining about me not updating.
Another X-Box debacle
VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Dena Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that's when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name. "I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school. He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.”
A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
Dena Moir called cops and said she wants to press charges. Moir says Zachary has tried to call several times, but she's not picking up the phone yet. She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.
I think he ruined a perfectly good taco.
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