Chinese Food

I got this beef with chinese food on tv/movies. I know what your thinking. Oh here we go again with Ricky and his chinese food. Well too fucking bad, so here we go. I hate scenes where the characters are eating chinese food! You might be thinking "uh what's wrong with that?". I'll tell what's wrong and you're not going to like it because I don't. IT IS OBVIOUS THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT FUCKING CHINESE TAKEOUT BOX! ARGH! And the way that the characters move the chopsticks around in the box like it was soup or something. What the hell are they doing? Playing hockey in there? People in real life don't fucking do this. They don't actually pick up any food that is in there either (keep stirring that nonexistent food some more faggot). In closing fuck your mother.

1 comments :: Chinese Food

  1. Hell yeah, tell 'em what time it is!

    I eat chinese food on a plate, with a fork, cuz' dats how I rollllllll